Your Kid is Fat

I recently heard about a lady in California that is suing McDonald’s over the fast food company’s use of toys in Happy Meals to lure children into eating their food.  Monet Parham, the 41-year-old mother of two small children filed the lawsuit in a San Francisco court.  Parham states, “We have to say no to our kids so many times and McDonald’s makes that so much harder to do.  I object to the fact that McDonald’s is getting into my kids’ heads without my permission and actually changing what my kids want to eat.”

Is this bitch fucking serious?

Parham is complaining because McDonald’s is getting into her kids’ heads without permission but she says nothing about letting it happen.  Maybe she should sue her own fat ass for letting her two young kids get everything they want.  Why is it when something happens to a child, (i.e., getting in trouble at school, getting fat) everyone else is to blame but the parties that should be held the most accountable.  I’m assuming Parham’s children are not old enough to drive or make educated decisions.  So, why is McDonald’s to blame for Monet Parham’s lack of parenting skills?  Should McDonald’s also be to blame for her lack of keeping a husband?  And, what is Parham’s excuse for being cow?  Does she blame her lack of assistance in raising two uncontrollable fat little hell raisers at home forcing her to eat McDonald’s just because that’s all her kids want to eat, as her reason for being huge?

These kids don't seem too concerned about toys

Parents blaming everyone else is part of the backwards society in which we now live.  I’m not a parent myself, but I can’t imagine it’s difficult to tell a kid that he/she can’t have McDonald’s and if he/she keeps asking about it they will be punished.  Parham needs to stop being a lazy bitch and cook something.  If toys are such a big part of your children’s meal then you should hide a couple of marbles in their salad.

As someone who works in education I’m aware that there are parents out there that are good, and they teach their children the right things.  But there are also parents out there that never feel their children are to blame.  These are the parents that are far more detrimental to their children’s health than a toy in a fucking Happy Meal.