Welcome to THE Couch Party.com

Now that the site is back up and running we have been asked by our Lawyers to go over some things that you need to be aware of when deciding to visit this site. Please read this list carefully as there is some important information that you may not be aware of.

Those that visit THE Couch Party.com may suffer from the following symptoms that have been found in clinical studies:

Does it bother anyone else that even the spokesmodel for shitting yourself is super-hot?

By viewing this site you may suffer from a lack of sleep as well as irritable bowel syndrome. Many of you might be scared away by this but we at THE Couch Party.com are excited to be the first website to actually cause a health syndrome. We feel like were kind of Pioneers.

I must also advise you that laboratory rats that were forced to view this site contracted gonorrhea. Again this was in lab rats so if you are not a lab rat you should be fine.

Our Lawyers have also asked us to make you all aware of the things that THE Couch Party.com is responsible for since our inception. We have been accused of accelerating the decline of society as a whole and are considered a detriment to entertainment websites world wide.

It's a look that says, "My pants are too small for me. But not in the crotch."

We were responsible for people pegging their pants in the 90’s. We realize that it was acceptable in the 80’s. However those few people who didn’t get the memo that it was no longer o.k. to peg your pants like five years later, and were still doing it in 1994. That was our fault.

THE Couch Party.com was responsible for Crystal Pepsi…sorry. We are proud to say that we had nothing to do with New Coke though.

One of our members……Bulldog…..is responsible for the formation of the WNBA. We pay for that every summer.

Dragons: The only thing that MMA superstars and space-camp graduates both think is cool.

It should be noted that Bulldog is also responsible for rayon night club shirts with dragon prints on them. This of course led to MMA shirts which we also blame on Bulldog indirectly.

We at THE Couch Party.com would also like to inform you of the one good thing we bring to the table. We started a charitable organization in the 90’s focusing on people who feel the need to tuck in hockey jerseys. We have saved thousands of people from making this mistake but we haven’t saved enough. It is our goal to make sure that no one ever tucks in a hockey jersey again. You can count on us to make sure we reach that goal.

Welcome to THE Couch Party.com. It’s good to be back.