Stripper or My Little Pony?

or

The local radio station has a daily contest called “Porn Star or My Little Pony” in which they give a caller four names and the caller has to find the name of the porn star in a sea of My Little Pony names. I did a little bit of research and I’ll be goddamned if these don’t sound like stripper names. Take a look:

  • Baby Bouncy
  • Baby Cherries Jubilee
  • Baby Cotton Candy
  • Baby Cuddles
  • Baby Explorer
  • Baby Flicker
  • Baby Heart Throb
  • Baby Lickety-Split
  • Baby Milky Way
  • Banana Surprise
  • Cherries Jubilee
  • Chocolate Delight
  • Circle Dancer
  • Coco Berry
  • Creamsicle
  • Dainty Dahlia
  • Daisy Dancer
  • Dazzle Glow
  • Foamy
  • Gardenglow
  • Happy Glow
  • Happy Hopper
  • Heart Throb
  • Lady Flutter
  • Lemon Drop
  • Lickety-Split
  • Little Flitter
  • Little Giggles
  • Little Honey Pie
  • Love Petal
  • Love Pony
  • Lovin’ Kisses
  • Moon Shadow
  • Munchy
  • Nibbles
  • Peach Blossom
  • Pillow Talk
  • Pink Dreams
  • Princess Misty
  • Raspberry Jam
  • Rosy Love
  • Stardazzle
  • Steamer
  • Sunny Bunch
  • Tiny Bubbles

Make jokes at your leisure. I recommend starting with “Lickety-Split,” “Little Honey Pie,” “Creamsicle,” “Nibbles,” “Pillow Talk,” or “Steamer.”

 

2 Responses to Stripper or My Little Pony?

  1. Blah Blah Blah says:

    Wild guess : Lady flutter (a pony with “lady” in her name ?)
    Love Pony (because naming a pony “pony” is ridiculous)
    Pink Dreams (idk why)
    Rosy Love (too sugestive

    And I’m sure that “Lickety-Split”, “Lemon Drops”, and “Cheeries Jubilee” are ponies.
    Don’t ask how.

  2. PLEASE, this is fake says:

    Where’s Fluttershy, Applejack and RainDash?

    Anyways, “Coco Berry” as you presume, is actually named Chocolate Chip in the UK and around half of these names don’t suggest any Pornstar relations.

    Isn’t it obvious that when I say Peach Blossom I instantly mean a Pornstar?

    - Moon Shadow is one of the least Pornstar sounding Pony…

    Get bored somewhere else.

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