Stripper or My Little Pony?

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The local radio station has a daily contest called “Porn Star or My Little Pony” in which they give a caller four names and the caller has to find the name of the porn star in a sea of My Little Pony names. I did a little bit of research and I’ll be goddamned if these don’t sound like stripper names. Take a look:

Baby Bouncy Baby Cherries Jubilee Baby Cotton Candy Baby Cuddles Baby Explorer Baby Flicker Baby Heart Throb Baby Lickety-Split Baby Milky Way Banana Surprise Cherries Jubilee Chocolate Delight Circle Dancer Coco Berry Creamsicle

Dainty Dahlia Daisy Dancer Dazzle Glow Foamy Gardenglow Happy Glow Happy Hopper Heart Throb Lady Flutter Lemon Drop Lickety-Split Little Flitter Little Giggles Little Honey Pie Love Petal

Love Pony Lovin’ Kisses Moon Shadow Munchy Nibbles Peach Blossom Pillow Talk Pink Dreams Princess Misty Raspberry Jam Rosy Love Stardazzle Steamer Sunny Bunch Tiny Bubbles

Make jokes at your leisure. I recommend starting with “Lickety-Split,” “Little Honey Pie,” “Creamsicle,” “Nibbles,” “Pillow Talk,” or “Steamer.”